- on the internet: 7:30pm *closes eyes for 5 minutes* 5am
- at school: 9:30am *closes eyes for 5 minutes* 9:20am
- start of sentence: omg
- end of sentence: omfg
When everything you studied is not in the test.
do you ever see a person you used to be friends with and you’re like “glad i got the fuck outta that one”
- mom: who are you laughing with?
- me: my laptop