• on the internet: 7:30pm *closes eyes for 5 minutes* 5am
• at school: 9:30am *closes eyes for 5 minutes* 9:20am

not texting back is only okay when i do it

(Source: sharonosbourne, via eddiexelite)

• start of sentence: omg
• end of sentence: omfg

sodamnrelatable:

(Relatable?)

(Source: gnourt, via youaretoolame)

do you ever see a person you used to be friends with and you’re like “glad i got the fuck outta that one”

(Source: hitchups, via sanctuaryyy)

• mom: who are you laughing with?
• me: my laptop